Boy lost virginity stories

Scene looked like a time lapse of a wilting plant. She was kind and patient, though. A few minutes later and some more heavy petting I was ready to disappoint her properly. And boy, did I! We were 14 years old. It was awkward and uncomfortable and made me associate Weird Al goddamn Weird Al , of all things!

I asked around at different colleges to guys who'd be willing to share with me their intimate stories anonymously of sticking it in for the first time, so here are their own dirty details. Turns out, losing one's virginity is mostly just awkward all the way around, whether you're a guy or a girl. We were watching Supernatural and our make-out sesh went far enough for us to both finally have sex I was a virgin, she wasn't. It felt awesome but when things are good, they can turn to shit real quick.

Below, comedians, entertainers and other funny people on the web share the funniest things that happened during their first time. We went to his dorm, I got my cherry popped, it was fine, mission accomplished. Leaving his dorm the next morning I realized I had no idea what his name was and had to try to find it using the campus directory for that building. He had a roommate so I guessed at which one it was.

Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. I was a good Christian kid. So as my middle-school friends grew into metalheads and acid freaks, I was still wearing matching sweatsuits and listening to Billy Joel.